Iowa Caucus Predictions... SEASON Thread

Just a reminder that Scott Adams is the hardcore Trump supporting creator of the Dilbert comics. His concern for Bernie is not genuine and anachronistic’s reposting of his message here isn’t either.

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Iowa now firmly in the Ohio tier of awful states.

Somewhere between the Dakotas.

I don’t think we likely no shit about this race, besides lol Biden.

You always on level 1 or are you having quality check issues tonight?

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That is ancient OOT. Totally forgot about Elaine lol. Can any of the experts tell me who peachy actually was and which politician she was related to? We never figured it out in the chatroom.

If somehow Warren wins, whichever insiders get to predictit first are going to bank ~$20k apiece on this shit.

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1224561674679488513

FUCK THIS

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https://mobile.twitter.com/hilaryr/status/1224557635577483264

TIWTAB

Big problem with caucuses is that no one understands the rules. I’m seeing a ton of ridiculous shit on Twitter right now claiming things were done wrong that were actually done right. The explanation is directly in the caucus rules but apparently no one bothers to learn how caucus math works.

Hold on, let’s hear from the

checks notes

Warren and Pete surrogates

before we draw any conclusions here.

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lol, shadow is the mass texting app we use…and it isn’t even an app, it’s browser based.

Of course, it could be something different.

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1224562950133800961

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A group named Shadow creating a shady app

I refuse to believe life is real

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Well guess I should have expected a total cluster. Anyways, glad Bern won. (sun)

We honestly just need to clean out the party structure and start over again. Just completely worthless. And they don’t even care if they win!

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The app is called shadow.

This is amazing.

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Simulation creators are just fucking with us at this point.

SuperPACs counting the votes.
App funded by Mayor Pete’s campaign.
Company literally called ‘Shadow’.

LMAO if this is true.

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I guess the Republicans are right… the dems are running a shadow government.

Here it is. Has nothing to do with caucusing. Have a screenshot.

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Ima go to bed and dream that when I wake up tomorrow Bernie has issued the following statement to Joe:

Bling Blang Blaow
B3RN13 in tha house
I just won Iowa from you
U could have used it to win the nomination
But you can’t now
Coz ima take Iowa
and rub it on my titties.

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