“You people are going to send my lawnmower into orbit!”
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My boss told me he was pissed recently, and I said “fucking lawnmowers”. He just looked at me strangely and carried on.
HYATCHYAHAYTCYATCHY!!!
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Those Tuff Fish videos are some of the most entertaining content in internet history. I have been in physical pain laughing at them several times.
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Anyone here know anything about preferred stocks and exchange traded debt? We’ve inherited modest positions in some of these assets and I have no clue WTF to do with them or even how to evaluate them.
If you got a step up in basis and they are liquid, sell them and add to your portfolio via index funds, consistent with your risk tolerance.
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We did get a stepped up basis. I have no idea how liquid they are. I guess provided I use a limit order I can’t screw myself based on a large bid-ask spread, correct?
Wow a red day? That is very Unstonks like.
Not over here. CRUSHED it today:
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Futures drilling too and precious metals dropped bigly, maybe we finally get a pullback?
Portnoy was sick today, that explains it.
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A Portnoy Darwin Award would be perfect. What a douchenozzle.
TSLA just jumped 4% in a minute. headed for $2000 today probably
Just think, all jpow had to do was an SPX 5 for 1 split
Would have been so much easier than all this printing and inflation
TSLA is doing a 5 for 1 split. Since the split was announced the share price has jumped from $1370 to $2015
$420.69 * 5 = $2103.45
I dare someone to find a more logical reason for TSLA pumping than that.
TSLA should cancel the stock split, give up like 10% of its recent 50% run, then announce a 6 to 1 split to get another 50% run.
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6 to 1 isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? 10 to 1.
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P/E ratio 1,030.11
now worth more than walmart
sure
The Tesla thing is beyond weird. They aren’t even really a “tech company”. They are an unprofitable mediocre EV company. They have been around a decade or so and still aren’t capable of even manufacturing a significant number of vehicles let alone making sizable profit.
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52 Week Range 211.00 - 2,021.99
Why not split 100 to 1? Twenty bucks a share would excite the wallstreetbets crowd even more, no?