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The best words ā¦ nay even noble words.
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iād love it if biden was doing that endurance bicycling blood doping trick.
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Zero chance this happens but my dream scenario for 1st debate: They come out, Wallace asks Biden something, Biden says āI think we should start by honoring this country by reciting the Pledge, Iāll take the first line, Donald you take the 2nd and weāll go back and forthā
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Are we sure Biden is winning this one?
Either way:
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Literally every time Biden gets a chance to speak he needs to turn it into an opportunity to bash trump for his ignorance.
āInfrastructure is very important to me, which is why on day 1 of my presidency I will direct the secretary of transportation, btw donald who is your secretary of transportation?, to commision a study on our most critical bridges and dams that need repairsā
āmy gun control measures are actually perfectly in line with the second amendment, btw donald what is the text of the second amendment?, and i plan to ban high capacity magazinesā
āsure donald loves the second amendment, but he plans on dismantling the third amendment which will hurt our troopsā donald trump launches into idiotic defense of the third amendment
āI plan to work with mexico and its president, whos name is what again donald?, on border securityā
just every fucking time. fuck every question in the debate if you have to, what are they gonna do if they ask you to comment on NAFTA and you just spend the whole time shitting on trump for not knowing what NAFTA stands for.
I especially like this one, because, if (when) Trump blanks on the name, thereās a good chance that he either describes Elaine Chao in an offensive manner or spews out some rant about how he owns Mitch b/c his wife is on the payroll.
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