GOP insanity containment thread 3: Presidential fan fiction edition

What sex scandal involving Paxton would one find shocking? I’m pretty open minded about what freaky Ken Paxton would be up for.

Maybe: Ken Paxton dating single feminist gynaecologist and abortion provider. Claims to have found true love.

Ken Paxton settles into loving supportive relationship where he puts his partner’s needs ahead of his own and selflessly gives of himself with gratitude and humility

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Normal stuff.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1966679480350765175

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aggressively behaving as if they will never be out of power

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That’s a good one for “can you imagine if Biden or Obama said anything like this?”

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Is he implying that he will take away someone’s power and wealth regardless of if they broke the law?

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Thanks for reminding us you’re still here

yeah he’s laying out 3/4 of those for if you don’t break a law and 4/4 if you do

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So they’ll take away your money even if you haven’t broken any laws?

Ponied

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tbf, they know that even if they somehow temporarily lose power the opposition won’t do dick about any of this.

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Which apparently is like catnip for swing voters, when you’d hope it would be a repellent.

THAT’S SOCIALISM!

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So this sounds horrifying.

His cousin is saying that he was beaten and had broken arms and a broken leg.

https://x.com/IlhanMN/status/1968499985437061374

This is a crazy comprehensive list of gop predators.

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umazing

Three current DOL employees, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told Bloomberg Law that colleagues who took the Department of Government Efficiency’s “Fork in the Road” offer earlier this year have returned as full-time workers, after collecting their full pay and benefits for months without performing their job duties.

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DOGE

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Yeah, I was thinking at the time that betting it all on incompetence was a pretty good play