GOP insanity containment thread 3: Presidential fan fiction edition

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And his approval goes up 10 points.

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lol bullshit. I highly doubt this dude is living in some swamped out building. Benzo withdrawal time more likely

Hopefully it’s painful.

I’ve heard JP argue a lot of things. I don’t think I’ve heard him argue that being truthful is important.

Look, you have to understand that the imperative to articulate truth is not some mere moral suggestion. It is, in a profound sense, the fundamental demarcation between habitable order and the encroaching chaos that threatens to engulf us at all times. When you choose to lie, you are not merely misspeaking; you are actively corrupting the structure of reality itself. You are introducing a malevolent pathogen into the shared map of the world, and that distortion metastasizes, poisoning your relationships, your community, and ultimately, the very core of your own being. To speak truthfully is to align yourself with the force that builds, that structures, and that holds the terrible abyss at bay.

ETA: LLM generated content translating “being truthful is important” into Jordan Peterson spew

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fentanyl

He must have Canadian connections.

Sick fucks

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So God doesn’t like spanking? I’m confused.

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He warned me we’d begin the disciplining soon, “over something small, to get used to it.”

A week later, I stood in the kitchen, sliding a metal spatula beneath fresh, hot cookies to frost with the kids.

“You overspent,” he said.

“Just a dollar eighteen,” I said.

“Go to our room,” he said.

I wondered if he’d use a timeout or a switch to correct me.

“They’re outside,” he said when we passed the kids’ rooms. I felt on par with them, unadult and small. Looking at their made beds and stuffed bears, I realized I wasn’t the only one trying to hide this from them.

He motioned for me to get on the bed on all fours, then started to pray.

His leather belt hissed as he removed it.

I buried my face in the pillow as he struck me and silently screamed into the feathered down. Like submissive women in a vacuum, I made no sound.

I stood as though wearing concrete shoes, eyes now locked on his computer screen.

A woman hung trussed like poultry, mouth gagged, eyes blindfolded, vulva bare and open.

“It’s not what you think,” he said.

I set the bags down. My body felt as hollow and fragile as a cicada shell clinging to a pine tree. I heard the tick of a metal snap in the dryer, the low rumble of a Navy cargo plane overhead.

He doesn’t watch porn, I thought. What was going on?

“It’s art. Don’t worry about it.”

I bet this is about dominant / submissive sex for a majority of the trad wife / husbands.

Today was a bad day to have eyes

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Blergh. My son’s bio father used to read “To Train Up a Child." No surprise this group is adjacent to Baptists.

I read it after we moved away. Its vile. Just the worst ideas for the worst humans against the most vulnerable. It never surprises me when the religious right does something cruel against other people. Its ingrained into them from birth

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That’s one possibility. But a friend of mine moved house and they had to clean out some mould and his wife developed a psychosomatic illness where she was convinced it had made her sick. She dragged the family through three house moves in 6 months iirc. Eventually her husband convinced her to see a psychiatrist, who diagnosed and treated an anxiety disorder.

I haven’t kept up with Peterson’s idiocy but a while back his lunatic daughter had him on that all beef diet and he claimed that a single glass of apple cider had caused him to stay awake for a full month (lol) and have an overwhelming sense of impending doom. So I assume this is just the latest in the series of outlandish medical problems he and his daughter collaboratively create to “explain” his psychological problems.

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OK currently ranked 46th in educational attainment by Wallethub

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James Loewen’s Lies My Teacher Told Me going to need expanded editions.

Just straight up evil

Yeah, but maybe that will help them rise in the rankings.