Golf: No Bones, just Bonesaws

I want mcilroy if not tiger. Guy is owed a major. He places top 10 in basically every tournament.

Rory another bro easy to root for. Which frickstick is the one that was using the cheat putter a few years back? Adam Scott?

yea that was adam scott and he won the masters with it

he still uses a long putter and has been accused of anchoring it since the ban.

Bad clovis. I always root for DJ, he has a really fun game to watch and he reminds me of myself. We might be brothers separated in our youth.

USGA not gonna be pleased with all these low numbers. Gonna run steam rollers over these greens and fairways over night.

I was told to expect carnage

I worked as a valet at a nice hotel in downtown OKC after college. Most of the NBA teams stayed there. You’d be shocked (Maybe?) how many professional athletes are having extramarital relationships. It’s the way these super alphas are wired. I would say a faithful, married athlete is the exception, not the rule.

Shot a 51-48 today. Had a 10(!!!) and 7 on back to back holes on the front. Super fortunate to break 100. Limiting my 3 putts is saving me.

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Not surprising. But then I’d just say most pro athletes are probably pieces of shit.

Setup is a disgrace. How the hell do you have soft greens when the high is 70 degrees and there is zero threat of losing them. Their excuse is “pace of play,” F that, invite less people.

Golf fans are pretty unanimously in love with carnage. Its your brand. You whiffed.

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I posted this incorrectly. The USGA sets up the course, not the host. So the USGA knew the conditions would yield these type of scores. There’s reports apparently that the super of Winged Foot was extremely upset with the USGA folks. So maybe he’ll have his crew sneak out tonight and roll the greens.

I always thought the USGA was the driving force behind the carnage?

It’s because they had so much less daylight now than in June, they needed scores a little bit lower so people would finish rounds in daylight.

Think it will be harder in the weekend. Agree that it is a better viewing spectacle when it is tougher. Greens were so soft today, didn’t feel like a US open at all.

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lol Trump lying about golf

Yeah they have been but from what I’ve read (and who knows how accurate it is) is that players have complained enough to the USGA that the USGA has acquiesced to the complaining.

Golf is a weird game where there are different organizations all looking to make sure their voice is the loudest.

https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/1306967760900104195?s=20

Shot of the year

I think today’s gonna be the bloodbath

They must have fertilized the rough because all of sudden it’s eating up golf balls

There’s a lot more wind today. Greens look faster to me.

Yeah, average round today looks like mid 70’s. From morning group only Bubba under par, perhaps DJ too.