Golf: No Bones, just Bonesaws

The Old Course is owned by a public trust. It’s basically socialized golf.

Tell him that and report back with his response, please and thanks.

Just to be clear, everything after “this is too brown” was just me riffing

Yeah I know, same here, but it really is owned by a public trust and the local government and I’m definitely in favor of anyone ITT who is watching with a right winger floating that one and sharing the response.

Mullet making a move!

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Well, I tried to tell ya so, but I guess you didn’t know.

I’d like to see him in a gorse bush or on the edge of a bunker again, and see if he learned anything yesterday.

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I haven’t been this riveted to a golf tournament since the 2019 Masters.

https://twitter.com/shanebacon/status/1548705899992285186?s=21&t=Kdp2U6zH_5_H89YFL-8eOw

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big time move

if he had anything in round 3, he’d be up big

encyclopedic mullet

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I just instinctively feel like I have to root against Joe Dirt.

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Same.

It’s like he lost a bet and the winner gave him the dumbest look he could think of.

Counterpoint:

He looked like a goof with normal hair also.

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Yah but at least the old look doesn’t immediately put me on mega tilt.

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Winners photo.

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If you took one first name and averaged the handicaps of every person on Earth with that name, is there any name that could compete with Cameron?

Like 80% of them must be stuck up country club members.

Eldrick.

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FU

You ruined my game.

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So if Tiger is the only Eldrick in the world then that name would have an average HCP of 15. The Camerons still might be competitive.

An average of 15 lifetime? Gotta be lower.