"Get used to me slaying": The Journal of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—Drink water and don't be racist

Stealing that entire line of thinking immediately. “I don’t know where X learned how to solve problems but I come from trucking where people expect us to be on time or else. When we don’t get stuff handled we don’t get paid. That’s the attitude we need in this country.”

It’s not snappy enough yet and would need a ton of work… plus it can be like 300x funnier, which is really the critical thing to its meme value, but it has good bones. It also happens to work on every establishment anything.

EDIT: I’m also well aware that this line of attack has been used a lot… but it works better than normal in this environment and AOC makes it look really good.

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Jesus. Love it.

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Yeah this shit right here. Ooooof.

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Another person with a change in their twitter avatar. Her and Rupar must be dating

She has two accounts. One to share info about gov’t services and events with her constituents and one to drop fools on their heads. Really wish Rupar did that so we don’t get the breezy or baby updates.

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