Bastards.
The lack of bastardity in this poll displeases me
I know. I figured my silly language would make it clear that I was being facetious too.
Way to curb stomp the joke, guys. Plaudits all round.
Maybe the forum tone police can get to how the word “bastard” is a micro-aggression against people with unmarried parents.
Wait till they hear what other words I know.