This is happening all over the place for crypto miners too. Two illegal ones have been busted in my province.
What social media really needs right now is more bot accounts and AI slop.
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Wow, so many incredible lines in this article:
Musk’s baby-making project is relevant to his ambition for NASA, which he wants to move faster to go to Mars.
Musk refers to his offspring as a “legion,” a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire.
In 2023, he had a meeting in Austin where people he described as Japanese officials asked him to be a sperm donor for a high-profile woman, according to a text message reviewed by the Journal. “They want me to be a sperm donor. No romance or anything, just sperm,” he texted St. Clair. Musk later told her he gave his sperm to the person who asked for it
Musk offered his sperm to Zilis, and the two have four young children together. Zilis is viewed as a steadying force in Musk’s life and is the most prominent of Musk’s mothers… Two people close to Musk described her as having “special status,” meaning Musk chooses to spend time at her home in Austin as well as bringing her to high-profile public events.
While Musk posts sometimes dozens of times a day on X about right-wing politics or his companies, among other things on his mind, he often interacts with lesser-known users. He replies to them and sometimes interacts through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies
Being in his circle brought with it access to a constant stream of texts
While she was pregnant, Musk had urged her to deliver the baby via caesarean section and told her he didn’t want the child to be circumcised. (Musk has posted on X that vaginal births limit brain size and that C-sections allow for larger brains.)
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its gotta be so fkn easy to catfish him
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Yeah I’m sure that’s exactly why he wants the C-section.
Wait, he doesn’t even fuck these girls, right? He’s just mailing them ropes of jizz for them to use in IVF, no?
And yet, he won the battle for PA, and indeed the entire war and has usurped control over the entirety of America, so…cool.
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Lots of leopards and lots of faces. Hard to have sympathy for the MAGA influencer who was shockingly mistreated by Leon, who could have seen that coming. I hope this whole situation causes him a great deal of discomfort.
drops
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Here’s an idea: We could stop talking about the most accurate descriptors of Elon’s spooge.
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Elon’s plans probably have something to do with neurolinking his offspring and the impending AI caused apocalypse.
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I’m just assuming his dick is completley broken and he has to get the cattle prod up the ass to induce ejaculation (no judgement)
I know we aren’t quite to 10k posts but this seems like a good time to lock this up to reduce the number of people who might read the last few posts.
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Its a good thing that Musk refuses to have female children. It really decreases that chance that he inadvertently impregnates one of his own kids down the line.
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If he neurolinks his children, can they be made to jump off a cliff together?
In other news I did colonoscopy prep last night but my colonoscopy didn’t happen due to a scheduling mess up.
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There’s a good joke here somehow.
Shit.
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