Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

He’s been practicing his Latin lately. Maybe he really is bringing back Sulla.

Sentence doesn’t even make sense. Great genius, very sane.

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That is way more mature than what I’m looking for Zuck. F.

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X rejects $7 billion takeover offer

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:leolol:

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Who would have ever guessed this wouldn’t happen. Shocking.

:face_with_monocle:

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“I think we can all agree Elon isn’t serious and it’s time to move on” would be a good thread title.

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“Zuck is a chicken,” Musk posted. In another post, he joked that Zuckerberg “can’t eat at Chick-fil-A because that would be cannibalism.”

Musk’s version of the story is that Zuckerberg canceled the fight because the Meta owner was seemingly too afraid to have a practice round. Now the X owner has joked that he will show up for an unscheduled practice round anyway.

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Legit the most predictable thing ever. Musk knows he will get his ass kicked, so he makes it impossible to have the match, then when Zuck cancels out of frustration, Musk claims that Zuck is afraid of him.

Fucking clown.

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Musk dickriders remain the saddest, most deluded people on Earth.

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And musk can’t eat a turd because he is piece of shit and that would be cannibalism hurrrr durrrr durrrr I am very funny

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Watching billionaires do anything is like watching 12 year olds do anything.

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Seems like Musk is throttling NYT’s articles and links to Threads. Any link that sends you to them takes over 5 seconds to load. It’s consistently around 5 seconds and it doesn’t happen with other sites.

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Five seconds is the price of free speech.

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