Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

for others still confused.

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Not enough birds being hit with steel chairs

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Redo of the new x

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Could you put a trigger warning on that please?

I thought I’d get this shot in before it goes stale.

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Elon now took the handle @music on twitter from the guy who had it for 16 years.

lol

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There’s probably a few former Twitter employees who can make a credible claim for retalliation after expressing anti-Elon sentiments, right? If he actually did this, it might become the first company to go bankrupt by paying lawyers to sue itself.

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Elon gets to judge “unfairly”.

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They couldn’t handle a spaces with a few millions listeners, no way they can handle a stream with lots of viewers.

He must mean co-streamed. No way Zuckerberg gives Elon exclusive rights.

This could be the ultimate win stupid prizes sweepstakes.

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Billionaire cock fights has to be the absolute zenith of capitalism.

Nowhere to go but down now.

He’s talking about right-wingers

Lol he’s never spending a dime on this shit.

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Begging the media to stop reporting shit based solely on “…according to Musk.”

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no recourse for that, BUUUUT if you said something bad about black people and got fired, elon’s here to save the day.

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