Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Tolerance, especially of religious minorities, is sorely lacking.

Really no excuses to be an out of shape multibillionaire. What is Elon’s excuse?

Tall guy wide stance so he doesn’t make Zuck look too short.

He works 18 hours a day 7 days a week, no time to work out.

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He’s a lazy babby who love treat and burger like the rest of us.

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Uh oh :flushed:

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game of thrones shitty fighting dorne

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I was thinking Gustav Graves from the last Pierce Bronsan Bond movie, but that’s way better, wp

He’s also in his 50s vs. Zuck still in his late 30s. Musk should still be in much better shape since he has infinite resources at his disposal, but Father Time is working against him in this comparison.

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Comedy is back on the menu!

What was promised

What was given

https://media.tenor.com/73YPPtOCtFQAAAAC/fighting-battle.gif

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Meanwhile, billionaire Jack Ma is training:

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i remember this site used to have ads for like Ford and stuff

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Almost posted another ad that was similar to this. There are reasons most social media companies don’t accept such ads. It’s corporate suicide. Congratulation, you are now 4Chan!

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fred armisen

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it cost 15,000 dollars! they told me it would look real!

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This has serious Star Wars kid vibes:

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Raise one for that kid who IIRC said he regrets posting the video after being relentlessly mocked :rose:

Someone reminded me last time I posted it!

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