Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Zuk is heavy into BJJ, and decent BJJ will pretty much always win against anyone who has no such training (much less no training in anything). Once Zuk gets Musk to the ground it’s game over.

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Maybe I’m an optimist, but I feel like Elon getting the shit beat out of him could be really constructive.

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Didn’t realize he was into bjj, forget everything I said. Lol

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Even with that many kids, probably not enough.

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There’s a chance he could suffer a TBI and lose that elite business acumen

Maybe it’s really going to happen?

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Yeah, trained fighter is at a huge advantage.

Everyone remember these two not very big MMA bros beating the shit out of the two OU football players (who were presumably in decent shape)?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1363868439505420296?lang=en

Best part is the calm pre-fight discussion about who is gonna kick whose ass.

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No way. I hope so, but no way.

My hope is that Zuck knows how easily he’d handle Musk, and Musk is just too stupid to back down. Musk agrees assuming it’ll just be a causal charity exhibition, but Zuck doesn’t let up and just destroys him.

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I hope it doesn’t happen. If it does, fuck Elon for making me root for Zuck.

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I was at a party at Iowa State and a linebacker started some shit with a light to middleweight wrestler.

The wrestler destroyed him.

Isn’t Amazon dude famously ripped since his divorce? How do we Thunderdome this?

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For starters, no drug testing.

If Bezos isn’t on the sauce, I’ll eat my hat.

Of course bezos is enhanced. But that could be anything from steroids, to TRT/HRT, to peptides. A lot of fakes who claim natty will argue that TRT/HRT and or peptides dont count, which is obviously a stupid take.

A++++++ on the thread title change btw.

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Needs an image of the sub shopped in somewhere

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FYP

Might as well go full YOLO with a ref that’ll let you give as good as you get

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