Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Is it kind of weird that I do too? I can absolutely see the Chinese government using cheap cars as a way to get a power foothold in the US and doing other more nefarious things once they’ve been established.

This makes a ton of sense. If Elon get to divest are realize gains tax free ala Tim Geithner, this would be worth many billions. There are for sure the other business interests and things like standard trade protections for EVs and funneling money to him through SpaceX, as well as somehow using the federal govt. to boost X and suppress Facebook somehow, maybe loosening restrictions for self driving vehicles.

I somehow doubt any of those are that big of a deal to Elon, his companies are already successful and he’s already winning and the world’s richest man. But I think what Elon really wants from Trump, in his heart of hearts, is to take over the cult. We all know he’s a similar narcissist and probably wants what Trump has when Trump is too old or doesn’t need it any more. It feels almost like Succession, with Elon being Lukas Matsson, Jared being Tom Wambsgans, Don Jr. as Kendall, Ivanka as Shiv. Could literally play out that way

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Man, poor Eric doesn’t even get the dignity of being Roman :(

Couldn’t figure out if Eric is a Roman or Connor. Barron might be a Greg but I haven’t seen enough to typecast him

Barron is definitely Greg just based on height.

Melania is the wife who basically disappeared until she popped back up at the funeral.

And I just realized that Eric is Roman and Tiffany has strong Connor potential.

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Grunch: I wonder if the fact that I own a Tesla will keep my name off the list for the camps

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I know these are jokes, but everyone who isn’t undocumented or trans should be thinking about how they might keep someone else out of a camp/forced medical treatment. No one who isn’t one of those is headed for a camp regardless of who you voted for or donated to.

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Better put a pepe sticker on it just to be safe.

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Not Elon, but just about the same thing at this point. These are this dude’s only 2 tweets in the last 18 months.

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Finally signed up for Bluesky.

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I really disagree. MAGA hates libs way more than they hate POC or trans people. We are heading for Night of the Long Knives Hitler before we get to concentration camp Hitler.

I could see such a thing against “the deep state.” At best, definitely believe that they will follow through on their threat/promise to boot thousands of good, decent people out of civil service jobs and mock them on the way out.

We’re already close to concentration camp Hitler. There’s plenty of infrastructure in place.

85 people died in the night of the long knives. That’s not really going to happen here, but ok, maybe there are a few political prosecutions. That’s not happening to anyone on this forum. Not anyone who isn’t very active and far to the left of the Democratic Party anyway.

I assume we have a ~decade before falling out of windows becomes a common cause of death in America?

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Imagine some full blooded German Christian cis-het citizens talking about how they are going to get sent to a camp because they voted for Hindenburg.

America is a nation full of mutts though so the “I determine who is a…” line applies in full force here.

The determination for who goes into these camps won’t simply be blood or skin color. That’s part of it, but it’s undocumented and maybe homeless people. I don’t think there are any camps for trans coming, but forced medical treatment is on the table.

Of course these things are already happening to some degree, so it’s going to be easy to continue to overlook an expansion of the same while you’re looking for Adam Schiff to get shot or the local Democratic Party organizer to get sent away.

Yes, the ratching up of anti-immigrant and homeless enforcement is inevitable at this point but if the opposition is disappeared then the ratching will only be increased over time and never reversed.

Yeah, this is exactly the kind of shit we need to hear now.

If you’re going to joke about how you’re getting sent to camps while other people actually are getting sent to camps and you’re not in the slightest bit of danger, then it is.