Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

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Hey those Starlinks aren’t going to sell themselves.

https://twitter.com/DarrigoMelanie/status/1849623155586875897?t=ZDwCeUjE7qLP1VCOB6AJOA&s=19

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Giant checks are back on the menu.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1849649153380679878?t=XpLX26gF9ShDC5CN5JVgCg&s=19

So it’s a sweepstakes raffle and the prize is a job for this pro-trump political action committee that pays 1 million dollars and requires no real work

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I might have to sign up for this sinecure raffle.

Amazing how the “random winners” every day are in swing states!

You’re just saying that because only registered voters in swing states can win it.

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Haha, whoops, didn’t realize it was limited to swing states.

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lol I thought lawnmower was a weird choice for that comparison, for that very reason.

When describing my own vertical leap I usually go with “anvil”.

I stand corrected

Hotter take: USA needs to seize Starlink and SpaceX.

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https://x.com/marionawfal/status/1849880116593295427?s=61&t=CwVKdl7e5GoYqphDmQHrPg

All of musk’s companies are cash sucking dumpster fires. Tesla being the only exception. However when you factor in the 10’s of billions in subsidies that are pumped in to Tesla I’m not even sure it would still be profitable without them. Or would for sure be a much smaller company!

SpaceX
Twitter
Solarcity

All those companies lose tons of cash and are funded through VC money.

Musk is a grifter con man. And he is about to be defacto POTUS.

So depressing.

The number of fucking morons who think sending a strongly worded letter has any effect with these people makes me weep for humanity.

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They made him pause the vote buying for a whole day.

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https://x.com/HuffPostPol/status/1849888418991390879?t=sP0K4dpfk8WCoPNecrMcrg&s=19

“If the story’s true, that there have been multiple conversations between Elon Musk and the president of Russia, then I think that would be concerning, particularly for NASA, the Department of Defense, for some of the intelligence agencies.”

Come on, Bill. Nobody’s more concerned than Elon.


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JFC this is news to WaPo?

Long before he became one of Donald Trump’s biggest donors and campaign surrogates, South African-born Elon Musk worked illegally in the United States as he launched his entrepreneurial career after ditching a graduate studies program in California, according to former business associates, court records and company documents obtained by The Washington Post.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/10/26/elon-musk-immigration-status/

Wow. Do people know we landed on the moon?

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1850256731164602370?t=SvdDmV8ZhDUl13QcKIyucw&s=19

Maybe if someone points out the hypocrisy one more time it will finally work.

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