Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

It isn’t even weird, the mother fucker definitely is not rooting for any football teams.

He just happened to mention a couple of teams at some point and there you go.

I think anytime you go with “oh I just root for all the local teams!!” it brands you as just being totally disingenuous, like most likely you’re not a fan at all and can’t name a single player on either team. I mean even politicians have learned not to try to drop a statement like that because it comes off as performative and douchey.

Good point that the Cowboys are a common enemy. After further thought though, I’m still not sure if there is another team that would rustle both fan bases more.

If this is legit I will sign this bullshit because I want $47

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So from what I can tell you get $47 for referring a registered voter, who then lists you as their referrer. As a forum we have an opportunity to do something funny and lucrative.

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i just assumed it was because he went to the steelers game last night.

I am a cowboys fan and I hate the whole state of PA:

In order of contribution:

  1. Eagles
  2. Steelers
  3. Penn State
  4. Penn
  5. PA Dutch

Elon embracing the state might move him to top.

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He tweeted “Go Steelers!” with video waving a terrible towel.

Assuming this is real and he’s talking about Trump, maybe the explanation is he looked around and decided “I have to face it, the shit is going to hit the fan. Even my Mars scam isn’t working any more. My least bad option is to Martingale all-in on Trump.”

https://x.com/onestpress/status/1843395691063939400

Or it could be this

https://x.com/Noahpinion/status/1843401073622728919

https://x.com/whstancil/status/1843393844316123264

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What did they do to get on your list?

Not enough hate for the Pens and the Flyers.

i have no idea how anything can be above penn state… and my entire extended family attended penn state.

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Thought about it but I assume this gets you on a list for phone and text MAGA spam forever and 47 dollars is not enough to live with that

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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1843447400528261540?t=MKJvrRNPKYy8ZGHcYet5Qg&s=19

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The shittiest people. “That’s … deep and true” no it isn’t you gasbag

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If I didn’t know who they were or what they were talking about I might think it was endearing how they’re connecting and making each other laugh so hard they’re crying. But I do know. It doesn’t seem like that talking to from the FBI had much of effect on Elon.

Leave poor Elon alone!

https://twitter.com/theliamnissan/status/1843393164876616061?s=46&t=SVCqsICYH3gAZg7x0_hPmg

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Yeah, leave him alone! He has a developmental disorder of being birthed and raised by a fucking lunatic, he can’t help it!

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They were just the comic relief of the list. My parents actually. Got me a pink tshirt that said PA Dutch when I was a kid. Wore it all the time. Nothing but good vibes with them.

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Getting harder and harder these days to tell if something is fake or just deleted. Not seeing that in her replies. I think the reply, if legitimate, would show up as “x hours ago”, not with the date, since it would have been within 24 hours of the quote-tweet.

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