Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

They are pieces of shit. World is in flames and people go off roading?

World is in flames and people fly to areas for vacation.

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A tiktok I saw yesterday had a cyber truck go to on off road adventure park. A Tacoma had to winch it over three obstacles.

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Off road to Gomorrah amirite?

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They should market that to middle-aged and older men with bad knees and bad backs who have trouble climbing into their gigantor trucks.

Exactly!

Mark Hamill has invented the likesaber.

https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/1801720200397787560

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https://x.com/aintscarylarry/status/1801469161958478080

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https://x.com/WUTangKids/status/1801721948000686199

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His stage presence feels more Gates than Ballmer

https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/1801901944946237824

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His pay package was approved electronically

Hes like a Non-funny Conan

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Elon is so busy he managed to stream himself playing Diablo 4 for 5 hours.

His build any good?

i think he just normally copies wudijo. He’s streamed with him before. anyone that makes there own d4 build is weird.

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1802098777257623572

I got the “you’re not a doctor” bullshit from utter idiots in response. Yeah, I’m not a fucking doctor, but I do oversee the design of spaceships with life support systems that keep astronauts alive and healthy in a goddam vacuum!

Know where Elon The Overseer was before SpaceX’ first crewed launch?

Answer: On his knees, praying to fucking God.

Sounds very scientific. 100% of people sick enough to need a ventilator died? Plus I am sure that is not even true.

Elon 2024: I tried telling people in 2020 ventilators were bad!

Elon 2020: Tesla sent 1,000 biPAPs and CPAPs to California hospitals and referred to them as ventilators for positive PR.

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