Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

https://twitter.com/FredericLambert/status/1779994712818045429?t=50uioh35NgSa6vTEuXi8LA&s=19

Probably should say “leaves” rather than “goes” so as not to be redundant.

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It’s not bot detection. It’s an attempt to make money. Elon doesn’t give a shit about bots and never did.

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I’m not sure that this logically tracks. You still create a bot account if the net present value of the bot is greater than the ‘small fee’. And the elimination of the least profitable bots probably makes the breakeven bots more profitable.

It’s not about the bots, that’s just the line he’s feeding to idiots so they can feel like they are Doing Their Duty instead of giving money to the world’s richest grifter

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JFC

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There was that brief period where he desperately tried to get out of spending $44 billion by claiming Twitter mislead him about how many bots there were.

Have you guys already forgotten the great bot purge from a couple of weeks ago? He took the hit and bounced back like a champ.

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Somebody want to tell the prudes what the OF in uncensored OF model porn is?

Only fans my guy, substack for porn

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After three months bots will be able to post on accounts that don’t pay. So you may see a dip in bots for three months then it will come back.

This seems to be asking people to vote for their shares to lose value… It’s going to pass with flying colors…

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lol

For those who don’t know missed shots are often referred to as bricks.

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Simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.

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Reminder to stop using X

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How is this even possible in 2024? Can’t they just passivate the steel or coat it with some kind of transparent paint?

I’m assuming this is some kind of troll.

Cry more, lib.

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