Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

https://x.com/danprimack/status/1774456271871033823?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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That’s a great way to stop Elon from pushing software updates to your cybertruck.

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I actually do like the fact that enough morons are buying these things that it has become economically viable to grift them specifically at this scale

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Worthless if it can’t block the Havana Syndrome directed energy projectile vomit thingy.

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Honestly, what is the overlap between Cybertruck owners and Doomsday preppers? Those have to be super rational and cool dudes.

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Gene Hackman in Enemy of the State made his whole apartment a faraday cage, i loved that movie

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My guy here nailed it in one.

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https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1775658908486353129

Trying to enhance the pay-for-clout thing because most blue checks since Elon took over were basically trolls or grifters. This sprinkles in more legit accounts and therefore increases the clout of blue checks. Elmo never thought his way up to step 2 with his original rework of blue checks. Truly a visionary.

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1775902132958298251?t=u5jpgqJgnGTuEk4bCJtDEw&s=19

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1775900800520262071?t=ZsTbGgoHlooWT4dn7KwjPQ&s=19

Elon currently has 179M followers. I predict that by the end of the day he will have only 179M left.

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What a mashed potato brain that guy is. And not even garlic or something, just plain mashed.

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I guess Elon finally got annoyed by all the “PUSSY IN BIO” accounts.

“Tracing people” and “bringing full for of law upon them” is just a bullshit bluff, almost Trumpian in its level of bullshit.

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There’s a law against trolling? :monkas:

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Totally normal for the CEO to act as first line support.