Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

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I still have many bluesky invites if anyone else needs one.

Got this unhinged ad in my Twitter feed:

I don’t know. It’s from a legit actual company who’s not actually trying to scam you and sells a real, albeit a shitty, product so it’s better than all the ads I’ve seen

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https://twitter.com/LTaylor33364/status/1740256573459468445?t=mlsHwSU0OK9GVeTduNe4KA&s=19
The video on this ad is absolutely demented. Pornhub is gonna flip twitter in terms of ad quality soon.

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:vince2:

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I am not Alex Shephard.

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What’s the funnier way for Elon Musk to die?
  • Cybertruck crash
  • Manned SpaceX flight crash
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Not gonna vote but he’s said he won’t fly and I believe him. More likely to die by getting hit by SpaceX debris than on a flight. Cybertruck huge favorite obviously.

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Funnier way to die would be getting shot by a random drive by while riding in a Cybertruck

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FYP.

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Disembowelment is always pretty funny, so I usually toss my enemies into a threshing machine.

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The driver was only slightly injured and, I’m guessing, was not Elon.

An ad for corner connectors, can’t wait for the next one about nuts

People who have Tesla automobiles or know about them, I need your help

For the third time in less than a week, tonight I passed a Tesla with its rear window just completely fogged up, totally opaque, not the faintest sign of a defroster working

  • Some Tesla models have no rear defroster, or infamously unreliable rear defroster
  • The people behind the wheel of these Teslas are using a camera and video screen in lieu of their rear view mirror
  • I am just running red hot on encountering the most breathtakingly oblivious dipshits on the road, and the make of the car is just coincidence
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An incel told Elon that defrosters are WOKE, so now they are banned from Teslas.

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Finally, someone says it

I can see Elon as a combination of Saruman and the Witch-king.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1740970258767466875?s=20

https://twitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1741868938353393987?t=GEB9KRUIOhfJhJTDRIp33g&s=19

https://x.com/skyquake_1/status/1741996215154446548

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