Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

I really need to stop reading this thread for the sake of my blood pressure.

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https://twitter.com/Chombe1080/status/1732777714128703688?t=ZTL4jIgcTGJghrUrfus9GQ&s=19

Wake me up when they show real solidarity and keep the blockade until it’s an international union

Hires the best ad-seller in the world

Get only ads like this:

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r/Teslamotors is unhappy about the striking.

This is way too much power for an unelected private organization

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Yeah, meanwhile in Ukraine…

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Why don’t you like Elon, Bob?

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1733231716817346606?s=20

We can’t really know but in my limited experience, telling someone to go fuck themselves is not good for a relationship.

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Mark Zuckerberg learned his lesson about insulting his cash cows from the whole “dumb fucks” thing 20 years ago.

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Is misspelling Iger a different way every time part of his schtick, or is this just Elon being a dumbass?

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next idea to destroy twitter: gold check for anyone, $50/month and allows greater clout in editing community notes

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Coming at it from a different direction using Bard:

Man, these things are getting good.

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He’s where he is in life because of his business skills

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I appreciate being able to choose a preferred billionaire in the dispute. It’s nice to have another Soros.

There’s an old Clint Eastwood movie, The Eiger Sanction, about a retired assassin who is blackmailed into going back to work for the government. I wonder if Elon is sending some kind of message. You know, in case it wasn’t clear before.

“If somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is.”

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The goof can’t even disable community notes for ads, then wonders why no one wants to advertise.

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