Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

First world stuff! Time to reduce some road accident fatalities by like, making cars lower, less brick like and more aerodynamic at the front, with bonnets (hoods) that pop up electronically like an airbag on air impact.

In the US, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) is considering a change to its own New Car Assessment Programme (NCAP) to factor in pedestrian protection.

“This is the first time that vehicles in the US are potentially being rated or regulated with regard to their safety for pedestrians,” says Mr McGinn.

Long way of stating that the EU will not allow this monster on it’s continent, which narrows any market somewhat

New rules and tech could make cars safer for vulnerable road users like pedestrians and cyclists.

THAT’S SOCIALISM!

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Fuck, what a loser. He’s 52!

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He could be out there using his money to cure diseases or make a huge dent in poverty. And he’s creating an AI version of himself.

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I was just posting this. I cannot fathom having his money, reach, and capability and doing… This.

Cure cancer! Send 50,000 people to college! Buy houses for a state! Get his dick sucked 24/7? Start a cult that would shame L Ron Hubbard? Fuck man, anything is better than this.

I consider his daily actions with limitless resources perhaps humanities biggest failure of all time. I am not joking.

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Make a bigger and better hydraulic press channel? Save an endangered species? Make PPV cards of just bum fights?

Endless possibilities and he makes a chatgpt ripoff. Of himself. Make a fucking robot of yourself then you idiot! DO SOMETHING.

Why does AI get basic facts wrong I wonder.

These articles use 3, 4 and 5 hours—the AI wrote 8.

Ewwwwww, socialism.

Definitely enough weird nerds online that are already in this cult but I don’t think he has the charisma to translate it to a real life cult like LRH.

I still always think about how he challenged the UN to plan out ending world hunger and he’d pay for it, so they did and said it would be around $6 billion a year, and then he just went ahead and spent 7x that to buy and ruin Twitter instead.

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It’s like AI Elon isn’t just scraping data from the internet but can also tap into Elon’s own first hand knowledge of the susceptibility of investors to straight up fraud.

Evals for Grok put it around GPT-3.5 level, which is pretty solid for a first model.

:100:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1721730406347641171?t=W52M4AYdrsgrjwx7WI7unw&s=19

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Saw a Cybertruck in the wild.

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Damn, is that a legit 60’s Beetle on the road?

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Herbie

Not Pointy → Pointy

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Did you take a selfie of the sad look on your face when you realized your bow and arrow were useless?

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The basic problem Elon has is that it takes a fucking ton of money for people to want to be around you for a significant amount of time when you are Elon Musk. Hes been divorced a lot because of this. His kids hate his guts because of this.

His “real friends” are the blue checks. The people paying him and jacking him off in his replies. Thats all he has.

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This probably applies to all billionaires – except replace the blue checks with people who are financially dependent, or hope to someday be financially dependent, on said billionaire.

Ha ha, what kind of loser has stronger relationships with a bunch of randos on the internet than he has with real people! Certainly no one around here, that’s for sure!

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