Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

I mean is all of the ad experience in the world gonna want to make people advertise on Twitter 2.0 aka 4chan lite?

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She’s probably used to making deals with Domino’s, Arm & Hammer, and Audi. Now she’ll be begging fake boner pill firms to pony up $500k.

Twitter, brought to you by My Pillow.

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cat turd lives in wewahitchka, fl and is thrice divorced, how much worse can things really get for him?

Probably a JoePa truther.

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lol, he lives in Wewa? That really explains a lot.

I’m pretty sure I heard about this here. How it’s going

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1657072165592629252?s=20

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Responding with poop emojis FOR THE LAST MONTH. God I thought that was mature adult Twitter CEO having a giggle for an afternoon.

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No. That is the response to every pr inquiry for the platform.

Her nickname is “The Velvet Hammer”.

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The poop emoji thing is honestly the best argument for intentional destruction of Twitter. Imagine you are an advertising exec for a corporation with a family friendly image and you hear “yeah so this kid’s mother sent a concerned email about animal torture videos and got a poop emoji back, so anyway how much of your advertising budget would you like to allocate to this platform?”.

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A graduate of Penn St you say? Marketing?

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One of the great thinkers of our generation.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1657318313532313600?t=Qxc58OYyy48IiRSXfFi-bA&s=19

“They”.

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Isn’t Elon a dirty immigrant?

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Yeah illegal immigration is only bad if you come to work backbreaking jobs for sub-minimum wage.

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https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1657424244488241155?t=DuCRvc8N6wW2KgsI9FZn3g&s=19

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I’ll need to hear from Matt Taibbi and the Sundance Keeed before weighing in on this Yglesias/Musk feud.

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https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1657422977485381637?t=HTiw-B6mzwg7a1aEe_ZBiA&s=19

I can’t imagine running any business being as wrapped up in the minutiae as Elon is at twitter.