Elon Musk: Dork MAGA

Absolutely not. Would have been the worst of that season of they didn’t do that one with the toilet.

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I disagree with you.

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If colonizing space was really an existential need, humanity would be vastly better served by confiscating all of Elon’s wealth and giving it to NASA.

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He sees himself as more of a Heinleinian hero. He thinks he is a curmudgeon who is actually good at everything, when in fact he’s not.

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When I read this I thought you were going to finish by saying that he wants to populate humanity by having having sex with his daughters

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The defining characteristic, like Trump, is narcissism. He loves when people praise him and turns into an insecure chihuahua whenever he starts facing any criticism. The politics often flow backwards from that.

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We just like the dinosaurs fr.

If only the dinosaurs made it to Uranus,

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I guess it’s impossible to tell the difference between it being a resentment filled spiral and him just being himself after deciding he didn’t have to try to please people.

But what about the free speech thing? Is he just lying and trolling? Or just stupid or crazy? Obviously he doesn’t like right-wing people being stifled, but he’s super clearly not just opening speech for everyone.

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Surely thats just the classic ‘free speech means people have to like me even when I say dumb/offensive shit all the time.’

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Yes

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For most people it’s this

but I wonder if/how he can’t see what a hypocrite he is.

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Are there any examples of malignant narcissists who received all the attention that they desired and then found solace and peace, living the rest of their lives out in a euphoric state of self-actualization? Asking for a friend.

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I kinda want to say Jimmy Carter because I think you kinda gotta be a narcissist to ever get to be POTUS, but maybe not in his case. So, maybe (and not that I don’t like him):

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Fucking FEMA. Fucking FAA, man. Who you gonna call? Trump team. Ivanka. Elon.

https://x.com/SecretaryPete/status/1842271678274928964
Fucking preview, man.

well we don’t know that this ISN’T the case, so it’s impossible to say

I mean, is FEMA blocking the mini submarines too? Bastards.

https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1842248279230165059

“Hey Elon, update here on site of Asheville, NC. We have powered up two large operating bases for choppers to deliver goods into hands. We’ve deployed 300+ starlinks and outpour is it has saved many lives.

The big issue is FEMA is actively blocking shipments and seizing goods and services locally and locking them away to state they are their own. It’s very real and scary how much they have taken control to stop people helping. We are blocked now on the shipments of new starlinks coming in until we get an escort from the fire dept. but that may not be enough.”

Lol escort from the fire department to protect from FEMA like they’re aid workers with Seal Team Six delivering aid in war torn Africa.

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LOL
https://www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-pete-buttigieg/