They’ve been doing fraud for a decade!
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They should use their dicks instead of their fingers to prove their point.
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Have they been tested for brain worms?
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Guess this is the expected follow up to eating tide pods.
“I never thought the Tesla would chop off MY dick” sobs man who bought the car that chops off people’s dicks.
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r/cyberstuck has been lousy with these lately, more even than the usual “I had my cybertruck for six hours now it’s in the shop for six weeks because there are no parts available” posts
He’s doing it now even. The robotaxi nonsense started as a racism, now it’s morphed into a real (fake) product, which probably doesn’t exist, but even if it does will be nowhere near ready by August 8. And that is just to prop up TSLA share price long enough for his pay vote to go through, because based on the last two quarters plus guidance the stock should be nowhere near as high as it even is now (and it’s still off 25% ytd).
I am sure the average cyber truck owner has made love to the truck already.
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no exhaust pipes on them though right?
Fans of Phil Hendrie know this is trivially easy with normal landlines, never mind whatever tech that nerd has access to with his pseudo podcast or whatever
You forgot the rest of the post.
“Problems aside, this is the best car Ive ever driven and I would pay to give really sloppy blowjobs to Elon for giving me the opportunity to drive such an amazing vehicle.”
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Life…uhhhhh…finds a way
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It’s much more kinky. It will crush your genitalia.
The problem? The patient died.
(Funny if it were true but not for the patient obviously)
Counterpoint:
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Old School RuneScape with hardware permadeath mod? Sweet.
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