https://x.com/BostonJerry/status/1763622254372380689?s=20
I mean suppose Elon wanted to help a “friend” eliminate someone they didn’t like or intimidate them by taking out a person close to them? Or if you don’t want to go that far into conspiracy theory territory, maybe the shitty self-driving software could be hacked to do it without involving the big E.
If Elon is assassinating someone, he’s going to do it by crashing a Starship into their house. It’s way more hardcore and the thing was probably going to explode anyways.
I haven’t watched in forever but this isn’t how Jeopardy works, iirc.
https://twitter.com/StationCDRKelly/status/1764885666666533364?t=IWoe3x_g4xXvlxf7hwf70A&s=19
He’s too far gone to be fixed by a trip to space, imo.
Fly into space and fuckin stay there
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/03/05/business/tesla-berlin-arson-attack-power/index.html
Apparently they wont restart until next week.
4/20 didn’t work out. Let’s try pi day.
https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1765037578343121372?t=TD73Ptq794sizFSFNwKKmg&s=19
These guys get it.
https://x.com/Temhgb/status/1765438845271650813?s=20
If by chance the FAA were to kick some sand in the gears and delay things a month, 4/20 would be right around the corner. No way Elon passes up that opportunity.
My date with Jessica Alba is pending regulatory approval.
Elon speaks to the problems of all mankind.
It’s funny how the biggest problems facing mankind happen to be whatever is bothering Elon at any given moment.
Elno is about to get that OpenAI lawsuit shoved up his ass 
Western Civilization is overrated.
Elon is the most divorced man that’s ever been.
From ex wives and from reality.
I will not stand for anyone slandering Breezewood, PA.
Haha thanks. That scene looked so familiar, but I couldn’t remember which exit
