Elon Musk 3: Too uncool for pedo island

I’ll never forget when I asked my daughter if she knew elon named his cars S, 3, X, and Y because it spelled sexy and she shook her head called him a cuck.

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Elon wants 1 MILLION satellites for AI. I thought Sabine was being alarmist in today’s video about the Kessler Syndrome but maybe not. As funny as it would be to see the oligarchs kick themselves in the dick, it would affect the rest of us too.

Allen Kessler Syndrome?

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Donald J.

In the science-fiction thriller comedy film Mars Attacks! (1996), Pierce Brosnan plays a science advisor named Donald Kessler, who gives the US President (Jack Nicholson) very bad advice on how to establish diplomatic relations with the Martians. However, 2 3D movie films were produced describing the possible results of Orbital Debris: The awarding winning Film “Gravity” was rated “The Best Movie of the Year”, followed by the movie “Space Junk 3D”, with Donald Kessler playing the part of himself in the film.

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pWdk8s

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Maybe you should buy a horse, name it Happiness, and then you will have bought it.

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Oh no! Please. Don’t. Kill. Yourself. Elon!

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He really is the poster boy for that wisdom. Richest guy on earth and also in like the top 5% of most miserable unhappy people.

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Trump also. You love to see it

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Ya. You genuinely have to wonder if either ever actually feels any joy or happiness.

Also, Peter Theil.

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It would be fun to start a tax the billionaires campaign framed around concern for their wellbeing,

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Common denominator seems to be that they both had dog shit fathers that they could never please.

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It’s that plus they never learned any happiness skills. If you told them what the best available research shows as the main drivers of human happiness they simply wouldn’t believe you.

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People like Musk can’t be happy, they’re too damaged. He’s essentially the embodiment of that one Simpsons quote:

“Wow Mr Burns, you’re the richest man I know.”

“Ah yes, but I’d trade it all for a little more.”



Sure he gets some euphoric highs like he had last year, but deep down he’s a soulless and empty husk always searching for a little more.

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