Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

He just made it up, like 99.9% of “data” informing conservative political views.

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1642957033207996417

Seems to be a bug not showing the “So and so retweeted” text so it just looks like your timeline is full of randos you don’t follow. Bird logo’s been replaced by a Doge though apparently so everything is working perfectly.
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1642947565015408649

I’ll buy that for a $1

When I navigate to Twitter, this is what the screen looks like just before the page loads:

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They should change it so that the dog is smoking a doobie. That would be so rad.

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They’re saving that for the April 20th update

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You know, Where im form ,Norway , u know, we celebrate the17th of May

DRAVLE our Pride and joy
according to a good old recipe, it has a mild and aromatic taste of brown cheese and a light brown color. Can be eaten both hot and cold.

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Only if the name of the dog is “blondie”

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buying twitter= -44billion
having a place to rant about the lawsuit accusing you of pumping and dumping a meme stock to the tune of 250billion- priceless

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1642913934381395972

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1642929951702646784

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I assume it tastes better than it looks?

nah, sorry

and then Lutefisk… , I have migrated…

It is made from aged stockfish (air-dried whitefish), or dried and salted cod, cured in lye. It is gelatinous in texture after being rehydrated for days prior to eating

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So fish jello

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nah he’s been soaking in some dumb podcast

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Not the first time Musk has pump and dumped doge. He’s recycling all his con man tricks.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642976364080041984

He’s so effortlessly cool. My “Following” tab is an absolute mess, I think maybe it’s finally breaking down?

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Elon getting sued for his doge coin shenanigans some say changing to the dog is an attempt to bury that doge story.

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