Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

What a good guy

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1586108809772089345?s=61&t=dTa8K8zn5ABnM-8urlqPkA

The company produces like $700 million of income before debt service, how exactly is it going to pay $1.2 billion of annual debt service? Where does the other $500 million come from?

Probably something Musk didn’t consider before he made an impulse buy.

We all thought this was fun and games but Alex Winters has quit twitter for good upon this news. :relieved:

Making advertisers into content. That’s the step 2. ?

  1. Buy Twitter
  2. Unban all the Nazis
  3. Twitter becomes Stormfront 2.0
  4. ???
  5. Profit

I hope they sue and get a few million from him.

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https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/1586043230944010240?t=-Ml3VhOn9RrO5FtKw1KLRQ&s=19

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https://twitter.com/sarahclazarus/status/1586040873472573441?t=wQslo9pvDzONuihqNFAMFA&s=19

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What the fuck

It’s like he’s just going out of his way to be even more of a piece of shit with everything he does

For sure you have to be a real ghoul to celebrate letting people go. It’s the worst part of being a boss and it’s not close.

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Jesus what a piece of shit this guy is

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LOL he reinstated Kanye. This is going to go so badly.

Wonder if the Obummers (who have the most followers) would ever leave, not holding my breath as that would take leadership.

That’s a mistake. Every one of twitter’s advertisers is about to get serious fucking pressure to divest. Kanye way more divisive a decision than even trump at this point.

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https://twitter.com/kurtwagner8/status/1586047518638735362?s=61&t=lNsrne_1QZrkcpE38QCB1Q

It looks like this was a prank, they didn’t work there.

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https://twitter.com/meghamama/status/1586056269462265856?s=46&t=-QLZ80JvwLzJoOpDyYcMVQ

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Does eggplant plus rain emojis mean ejaculation?

I don’t think many people will leave Twitter. The people that are on there that create the network effects won’t leave (maybe a few will) and the rest will stick around because of that.