Donald J. Trump thread XXX: Hail to the Thief

Are kids giving speeches? Would be hell of a chance to launch a comedy career before you get tackled off the stage

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I guess Trump made it out of Barron’s graduation in time to get to his rally tonight.

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1791644668901392451?t=INNai0xF31lBA9z53e-bFg&s=19

Anyway

https://twitter.com/karenmcdougal98/status/1791632158274290121?t=2FKN3qFj76SZJTuV4NfZlw&s=19

Hahaha that Trump clip is legitimately funny, how can you call that feeble?

ā€œTilting further left… like too many other thingsā€ was a better line than half the jokes in the Brady roast

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He’s killing it

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791646623518605733?t=X-o0QSSs15pl8C4d79AUGA&s=19

Is it me, or is he becoming legitimately funny? He’s had some good ones lately

I didn’t think it was that funny, but there was approx zero cognitive impairment in that, imo.

The left leaning thing was more dad joke funny than actually funny. Not bad, though.

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God, I hope it’s you.

I have found him funny exactly once in my life.

That being, when he said ā€œshe should be runningā€ at Jeb Bush.

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He nailed us with that line, he got our asses.

yeah that was really a GOAT debate zinger

Sure maybe but the particulars are irrelevant right? The actual point is the system was going to find SOME reason to let him off. If it wasn’t the relationship it would be something else. If something couldn’t be found it would have just been delayed for literally no reason like SCOTUS did for the immunity question.

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That’s one more time than me. He is the least funny person to ever live. I don’t understand how people can laugh at someone who should be filling them with dread and turning their stomach.

Paging SSC

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Onion

Skipping to the punchline

Just as even paranoid people can have enemies, even sinful demagogues can face a politically motivated prosecution — and stand to gain from the appearance of legal persecution. And that appearance, so far, has been this trial’s political gift to Donald Trump.

I’d take Nicki Haley at 30 to 1 to be VP. Don’t know if Trump would do it but CNN and Nate Silver would cream their shorts. I think Anna Paulina Luna is the second most likely female since she is a true believer and physically attractive.

honestly I think I might actually agree with douchehat for once, this is a weak case for something most people don’t really think is a crime, ā€œoh he had an affair, big deal, they all do that and none of them get drug to court.ā€

it really dilutes the narrative imo

Right now, idk. It probably will be a net positive for him if he’s not convicted.

probably? if he’s not convicted it’s an absolute lock to help him

TOTAL EXONERATION!!!

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