Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

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They all have a giant baby now.

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There’s the whole anarchist conspiracy theory group that do yoga.

Fly fishing is also a cult. This guy is in deep.

Def they can, yoga wellness anti vaxx etc

what kind of political signs?

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are you allowed to retain a lawyer if you got called in for jury selection on this case? :joy: i laugh, but i’m a little serious

https://x.com/acyn/status/1781068953747329277?s=46

The entire jury should be composed of childless orphan only children not in relationships so that the Trump crime family has no one to target.

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9, 11 and 12 are locks. Trump team must’ve run out of challenges. 2 worries me.

My mom gave me all the board games we had when I was a kid. It includes this.

I could confuse the shit out of these guys.

I guess if I wanted to go viral I could make a video burning it, but I’d rather not have the crazies after me and my kids.

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Gonna run out of jurors and/or someone associated with trial is going to be attacked by a Trump Nut.

Don’t we have an age limit around here?

:hatching_chick::sunglasses:

I would be interested in wagering that this trial ends with a mistrial or a hung jury (which I guess is a type of mistrial?). Other side gets the field.

chance to pull a massive uno reverse conceal carrying. pretty sure you stutter out ‘i was in fear for my life’ after conceal carry/ gunning down a lunatic trumper and pundits on both sides would be conflicted as fuck :joy:

hell being on the trump jury might qualify you to carry even in nyc. for years after the trial.

Scorched earth or scorched Earth?

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1781058172205088824?t=_64uD1Yjogs-Q_Y8DaAiUA&s=19

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I’d say it’s impossible for these people to be more stupid, but it’s probably possible for them to be much more stupid.

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1781079398256373842?t=t3yWCcP_WKDsJf2Z2beqtQ&s=19

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Damn, that moved to reddit GME level meme stock about exactly as fast as everyone expected. Diamond and Silk hand memes incoming.

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