Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

I would try to get on a jury but I am not married and have no kids. That would make a huge difference to me. Lots of wackos out there to take up the defense of sleepy Don.

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Puerto Rican grandpa appears to have a rap sheet for tearing down political signs

True, but you would also not be impartial. Anybody with a brain who truly has no preconceived notions about this (if those two things can possibly coexist) would/should run for the hills.

He hasnā€™t shown up today. Weird. Trump wants him. Maybe Trumpā€™s post last night was projection, as usual.

I bet theres no way to tell WHICH political signs hes torn down

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A part of me is morbidly wondering if anything would happen to Trump if he posted a hit list of jurors. We may find out!

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1780954575920320623?t=bjfpDNTQQGXuORMESD6arIitTDCc4mGrX-qB7rh1NRA&s=19

Howā€™s he supposed to stay awake without a phone or at least crayons and one of those placemat mazes to play with?

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Or maybe notā€¦

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1780964359964950752?t=r8k8quK2zx3JFo7YcWwAgg&s=19

Itā€™s obviously a problem. I voted for trying to get on the jury, but if the news reported my stats in as much detail as the others Iā€™d be furious. Theyā€™re out here posting employment data, marriage and family status, age, education, current neighborhood residency, and birth place. Why not just publish full names and SSNs while theyā€™re at it. Removing employment data still wonā€™t be enough.

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How much personal information you have to read aloud in public was probably the biggest eye-opener of the jury selection process for me. You could theoretically tell the judge that you did not want to answer in public, but thereā€™s definitely a level of unspoken peer pressure to just go ahead an answer the questions in front of everyone. When someone wanted to answer privately, the judge, both attorneys, the stenographer, etc., all had to pick up their things and go in the back, and everyone waits for them to return.

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1780970065552113792

https://twitter.com/MichaelStuberg/status/1780979336310292860

Non trial related just grifting his political coffers related.

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[Nic Cage, you donā€™t say!]
Shocked Pikachu
Commodus

ā€¦insert them all

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So basically every juror is lying to get on the jury in order to further their cause. Defense only has to go 1 for 12. EZ game.

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Lookin good

https://x.com/kylegriffin1/status/1780997277638652109?s=46

Puerto Rican political sign stealing guy removed.

I sure hope the media leaks as much detail as possible about the new jurors!

The next juror:

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At this point, if i were previously selected, i think Iā€™d drop out. If the new jurors have less personally identifying information out there, the wackos would have more time to focus on me

If it were the insurrection case or even the classified docs case, Iā€™d stay in and do my patriotic duty to the republic. But Iā€™m not risking my life for a porn star payoff that probably ends in a fine and citation

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So to be clearā€¦ No one said they couldnā€™t be impartial. One was removed due to concern about being identified, and one because he torn down political signs