The only opportunity to serve the American people that Sean Spicer deserves involves asking me if I ordered through the app.
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1645049737391792129?t=7SFQtuJVO90cnDqx6UPAKg&s=19
Look for him on the third day.
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And horsefaces!
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Well thanks, and Happy Easter to you too I guess.
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*fifth day, and look to the east!
Happy Easter to those who cannot conceive of multiple sentences to convey multiple thoughts.
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AND TO ALL THE HATERS AND LOSERS, HE HAS RISEN!
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Iām sure this is because garland already working on locking them up right? Right?
https://twitter.com/annabower/status/1645092931072581632?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA
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Oh itās not clear why?
Sure
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Periods are a waste of time
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Punctuation besides the ! is woke and a sign of weakness
Semicolons are socialist
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Yeah, letās give this guy the nuclear codes.
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1645142979722502146?t=_r_k24jtWRPlh-R6aig3JA&s=19
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Iām old enough to remember that when I was being taught how to type (on a typewriter, but at least it was electric) we were instructed to type lower case Ls instead of 1s. Apparently they both came out the same. It could have been that the textbook was really old.
Iām not sure if itās me being old as fuck or my high school just having outdated equipment in 9th grade typing class, but we had a whole room full of the manual typewriters that had no 1 key. I remember not only the lowercase L thing, but making an exclamation point by typing an apostrophe, backspacing, and then a period.
Another fun thing about learning on a manualāto this day I hit the A key way harder than I need to, due to needing extra oomph to strike it hard enough with my pinky for it to come out dark enough.
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OK, you win. Our typewriters had a one key, but it was just quicker to use the L key, so that is what was taught. I donāt even remember the exclamation point thing. Not sure I got that far along.