Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

Could it be a tax thing somehow? He obv has no problem gaming/cheating that system.

Or maybe his campaign paid the 20k and not him directly? Or some pac…

Oh I get it, its like when someone willfully retains national defense information?
Or like when someone makes false statements and representations?
Or like when someone conspires to obstruct justice?
Or like when someone withholds a document or record?
Or like when someone corruptly conceals a document or record?
Or like when someone schemes to conceal?
Or like when someone alters, destroys, mutilates, or conceals an object?
Or like when someone corruptly alters, destroys, mutilates, or conceals an object?

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Based on feels only I think this entire thing has been a boon for his election prospects

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This is what I thought.

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It’s happening!

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he’s so innocent we don’t have to see what the prosecutor shows as evidence

she only sped up the guy who asked for it, should’ve sped up all of them if she can get got before the trial happens

I mean the head of the Georgia GOP just said that he did the fake elector shit on orders from Trump. Like, he said that out loud

Butnahhh it’s Fani Willis who’s doin the corruption

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Chesebro and Sidney Powell too. At least according to Ty Cobb: said about the worst case for Chese to get lumped with Powell.

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At least Sam Eagle owns his baldness.

Behold a 6’3” 214# boxer from back in the day could have been our boy 45

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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1695180978765926445?s=20

Watters: I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.

Ok.

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Work in progress

Well I’m sittin on a bowl
Tryna push out a load
I got four indictments on my mind
One’s about a porn star
Two from ol’ Merrick Gar’
And one with 18 friends of mine

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King Trumpo

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Honestly Trump leaving his weight as ??? would have been less embarrassing.

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