Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

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I’m legit 6’3" 215, this is a really bad day for me

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Final Fantasy Solution XIV

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Release the girth certificate!

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Still trying

They should’ve turned it into that end scene from Training Day.

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Within hours, co-defendants Jeffrey Clark, Emily Hayes, Michael Roman, Shawn Still, and Robert Creeley had surrendered at the jail, records show.

Still to be booked there are Stephen Lee, an Illinois police chaplain, and Trevian Kutti, a former publicist for Kanye West. Both are accused of trying to influence the testimony of Ruby Freeman, a Fulton County poll worker.

That’s an actual job? wtf

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Still can’t decide if the ending to Premium Rush is an homage or ripoff to the Training Day ending.

Good movie tho. Who doesn’t want to see Joseph Gordon Levitt race through rush hour traffic on a bicycle for 90 minutes?

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Yep, traditionally the chaplin is usually the guy you see casting spells at a suspect while the other dudes go to town with the batons.

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The best part of the Trump booking doc is his “blonde or strawberry” hair, lol they don’t even have a vocabulary for that display.

My mom sent me this lol

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Hell has frozen over. The Babylon Bee has posted something funny.

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More like he made one of his lackeys pay the $12 for him with the promise to recompensate that ultimately never happens.

Babylon Bee is about as funny as most conservative humor gets. I’ve seen a lot worse for sure.

The Zillow listing:
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