Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

Drew fucked around and is Findling out

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Beat you to your own joke lmao

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Trump could not have liked Findling signing this without a fight.

Can’t believe I’m the only one remarking on his “she’s getting killed” crack about Willis last night.

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Looks like Meadows decided not to be a fugitive after all

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The cheese stands alone.

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:vince3:

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The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has imposed flight restrictions around the area above the Fulton County Jail, where the former president is due to appear for processing, from 6:45 p.m. Eastern Time to 9:00 p.m. on Thursday.

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He’s gonna skydive in like when the queen showed up to the London olympics

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What if he skyhooks out of jail like in the Dark Knight.

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image

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Meadows 6’1” 240 lbs per Fulton Co Sheriff’s Office

Maybe that’s why he tried so hard to get out of this

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STOLLEN

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Can no one on his social media team explain that there’s just one L in stolen.

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What’s the 231 million view thing?

STOLLEN

At this point you have to wonder if he thinks this is a get out of jail free card. “I never said it was stolen. I said STOLLEN!”

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The Tucker thing I assume

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