Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

The judge should let him do one Tweet every time he gets zinged like that.

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I know it’s not a real consequence. But I’ll take this as a token consequence. He’s got to be so mad. All these people in his business.

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We want more detail ffs. If you can’t throw him in jail, let’s have more de-tail!

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https://x.com/NormEisen/status/1787871005454577703

I guess they tranquilized him so he didn’t explode on tape.

Trump said he is willing to go to jail.

After leaving the courtroom, the former president spoke briefly to the cameras in the hallway and again assailed the gag order.

“Our Constitution is much more important than jail,” he said. “It’s not even close. I’ll give that sacrifice any day.”

He did not respond to questions about Michael Cohen or Stormy Daniels — the two likely prosecution witnesses whom Trump has previously criticized and been found in violation of the gag.

Ben Feuerherd
05/06/2024, 4:47PM ET

Awkward moments in the courtroom as Daniels details the alleged sexual encounter. “I had my clothes and my shoes off. I believe my bra was still on. We were in missionary position,” Daniels said. Defense jumps in to object. The judge sustains the objection. One female juror looks uncomfortable with the comments and is looking away while holding her forehead.

JOSH GERSTEIN

Well at least no one has thrown up yet. Luckily they got through this part before the lunch break. Recessed.

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Why are they asking her to describe the sex, that seems incredibly weird. I’d be uncomfortable too

Has he shit his pants in court yet today?

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I think Trump is likely steaming mad internally. This is a man that needs good news reported to him daily, even if it’s from some dude in an Idaho basement. This is Nixon-level humiliation.

This is the testimony republicans dreamed Monica Lewinsky would give. Imagine, regarding Hillary, “We don’t sleep in the same bed.” lol

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To humiliate Trump.

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She gonna testify under oath that he’s got a small dick. One time!

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Looks big if true

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The judge nixed dick size testimony. Idk if even Trump deserves to be humiliated like this but I am looking forward to the late night comedy.

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1787871137860370704

It ain’t extortion if you’re goal is simply to imprison the defendant.

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Well, that’s it folks. We hit 10k. Somebody needs to make a new thread. I will be throttling back a little on the Trump posts in the next one. Hopefully.

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DJT Thread XXX: Any Old Court in a Storm

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You picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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New thread for the next 10,000 posts.

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