Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

[Yuv]

This

[AllTheCheese]

Yes.

ETA: But the characters are still well-known and popular today.

[Smacc_25]

Dirty harry

[anon92450360]

fuck yes of course my god

[RiskyFlush]

I think you’re wrong

[Yuv]

He can represent Poland in the nexr European Track and Field championship

[anon92450360]

need to solve twist’s

[microbet]

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A man returns to his childhood home to find that the woman he loved is engaged to a jerk.

He returns under an assumed identity.

He gets in a couple fights, but becomes friends with the people he fought and they help him.

Geez…actually none of this happens in this movie. Really just a kid goes to bed.

[Yuv]

It sounds like you describing princess bride but that was already in the thread

[microbet]

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A man returns to his childhood home to find that the woman he loved is engaged to a jerk.

He returns under an assumed identity.

He gets in a couple fights, but becomes friends with the people he fought and they help him.

Geez…actually none of this happens in this movie. Really just a kid goes to bed.

There’s some very minor conflict between the kid and his grandpa.

[microbet]

Ah… sorry. Missed it.

[Twist]

@Twist

Kid gets an unwelcome lesson in history then fucks up the microwave

Robin Hood provides no help at all.

[Pauwl]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[AllTheCheese]

Nice!

[anon92450360]

I’ve got nothing

[RiskyFlush]

The Last House on the Left

[Twist]

Nope

[RiskyFlush]

Any other clue? Genre?

[Lawnmower_Man]

Runaway teen’s car breaks down while fleeing to Florida, but she’s helped by a traveling couple who offer her work.

[Yuv]

A white collar criminal hires a prostitute off the street. Unsuccessfuly attempts to pimp her to his attorney. Bangs her.