Democratic Primaries 2020 - Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Wish other countries would invade/sanction us for having unfair elections.

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I’d call on Biden to offer Bernie a deal where Bernie has a hand in selecting a legitimately progressive VP and Bernie is the nominee if Biden dies before November (unless assassinated by a Berniebro…put down your gun, Victor).

Well like yea, he used to be for single payer, now he supports a sort of multi-tier public option.

This is an ok first try, but I think the below would have a better chance of passing:

—$0k to every adult who makes under 100k per year
—$10k to every adult who makes over 100k per year
—$0k for every child 18 or younger

I did my deed here in FL. Time to find a change of party form and scrub this stench off thoroughly.

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You live in a fantasy world where Warren is an establishment politician and not a progressive.

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How about we get something better than we currently have and refine the details over the next 500 years? We’re not Eminem and this is not our only opportunity.

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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1240089140500279296?s=19

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https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1240093240465993729?s=19

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https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1240097240292765698?s=19

Something good at least

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Voting for the people trying to kill you then screaming in horror when it happens is the sweet nectar of justice. Eat leopard, eat.

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I mean he prefers Biden to Bernie so I don’t really know

Narrator: …

The good news is that this torture is likely finally over tomorrow. I can go back to both parties being slightly different sides of the exact same dumpster fire.

I kind of feel like the the primary for Cook County prosecutor might be more significant. Kim Foxx might be know to casual folks for her role in the Jussie Smollett case, but she is a reformist prosecutor who has instigated progressive changes in criminal justice. She beat back a well-funded primary challenge from the son of a billionaire co-founder of the Carlyle Group.

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https://twitter.com/QueenInYeIIow/status/1240172612669579266

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I’ve got the perfect VP for Biden: Ayanna Presley.

She has progressive credentials as a member of the Squad, but she was the only one not to endorse Bernie Sanders, choosing to back Elizabeth Warren. Like Warren, she has yet to endorse anyone since Warren dropped out.

More importantly, she has alopecia and wears wigs to cover that she has lost all of her hair, so she has no real hair for Biden to sniff.

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https://twitter.com/PissCastle/status/1240136268350193666

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Yeah, the new hotness is calling Bernie a murderer for not dropping out.

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Absolutely fascinating times, boys n girls.

https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1240140573866164224

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