COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

If god wanted us to wipe our asses we’d have been born with toilet paper in our hands.

Clearly satire but made me laugh.

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Wasn’t the WSOP ME final table outdoors on Fremont Street at some point?

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Yeah, '97 iirc. Stu Ungar won.

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My sons now 35 and 34 stuck metal corn holders like these in a socket at ages 3 and 4. They had to unplug a bedroom tv as we did have the plastic plugs in the open ones.

What I learned when they were both a little drunk at the younger ones wedding is that the scorch mark on the wall and the standup hair came on the second attempt. They only got a tingle the first time.

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For real.

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psh, don’t even need scissors, we used to just pull them open.

And yes, I still do it.

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Same here, but it hurts sometimes. Every now and then you get the equivalent of a nasty paper cut.

Also I haven’t seen a 6-pack ring in years.

Well I take that back. Saw plenty in Mexico and Central America. I always tore them up if I had one.

The six packs of beer I buy now have a hard plastic reusable connector.

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Sea turtles thank you.

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My younger brother grew up in the 90’s and religiously cuts 6-pack rings even though the city burns its trash in a waste-to-energy incinerator.

Somehow I missed the entire cut 6 pack rings open movement. But I’m right on top of reducing my plastic straws.

Same here. I knew that 6-pack rings were basically eliminated due to birds, but I never heard about cutting up the rings.

It was pretty much this image that did it.

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afaik there has never been any formal attempt to eliminate the rings. All the big domestic beer companies still use them everywhere I’ve been.