COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

Went #4 a couple of weeks ago - pleased I did.

What number is the “fuck it, I’ll wait until it’s safe to go to a barber” option?

my husband also chooses this option, whatever it is. Probably #7 but with no beard/

0.5, always - except occasionally after I let everything get too long over a week or so. then I go full Jason Statham and bare clippers face and head. The wife liked that and dubbed it the full Jason Statham.

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My wife calls me “Elvis: The Aloha Hawaii years”

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That’s better than: “Elvis: The Cheeseburger years.”

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“Elvis: The Dead on a Toilet Years”

https://twitter.com/MikeRoyce/status/1271903871044972544?s=19

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1272566797452140545

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This whole channel is the shit!

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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157602340462989&id=715027988

The above is a brief, pretty funny anti-cop parody.

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https://twitter.com/carlptweet/status/1273705485334491136

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1274529475900903425?s=19

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ScarletChappell/status/1274449215222136836

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That’s always been my point. As far as the planet/nature is concerned, WE are the disease.

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