Covering the President: The Trials and Tribulations of Daniel Dale, Esq. (Assisted by Aaron Rupar)

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“Here’s why that’s premature”

If that was written unironically, time to ditch this guy

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Why would Fauci waste his time here? Every single person watching this show is a zombie. What’s the point?

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So he can live with himself knowing he told them so?

DD showing his ignorance of Home Run Derby.

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I always figured pre trump tradition would have an intelligence briefing early in the morning for most presidents.

Does trump really wait until after watching tv all morning and polishing off his McDonald’s lunch to go to work?

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I’m pretty sure his daily routine is to spend the entire morning watching Fox News and rage tweeting. He then inhales Big Macs until about 1pm, when he stumbles down to the Oval Office and starts yelling at people over whatever he just saw on Fox. He then spends like 3-5 PM calling random business people / Fox hosts / congress people on his totally not secure cell phone while every foreign country listens. 5-7:30 is the propaganda rally. Few more Big Macs and he retires to the residence for another round of Fox, calls and rage tweets. Repeat.

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Narrator: He never did any work

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Imagine being worth hundreds of millions and wanting that job. Like I get it if you are an actual good person but clearly that’s not skankface. Just go be rich you sociopathic monster.

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It’s never enough money for these people, we need to give a few of them the Crassus treatment to encourage the rest to be more generous.

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