Covering the President: The Trials and Tribulations of Daniel Dale, Esq. (Assisted by Aaron Rupar)

This thread is incredible

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I read that transcript and then threw up my lunch.

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Is this the first time this guy has watched Fox News? Seriously

This one is actually true https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/04/10/apple-google-coronavirus-covid-19-contact-tracing-partnership/

Btw thanks for this thread!

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Did they start it before or after Trump talked about it the first time?

The google + apple trace thing started a few days to a week ago. It came across my newsfeed back then.

Combination of Dale+Rupar has got to be the most efficient way to consume this nonsense without going bonkers. Infinity stars.

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But it had nothing to do with trump. Basically a joint project spearheaded by engineers at both companies.

As usual trump is confusing things.

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I hereby exercise my total authority to have them factcheck this shitshow.

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Lol

It should be noted that Dr. Oz misinterpreted The Lancet study he mentioned. What it actually details is a finding made by UK researchers that closing schools there without any other mitigation measures (such as social distancing) would reduce baseline Covid-19 deaths there by somewhere between 2 percent and 4 percent. The study does not speak to what impact the reopening of US schools would have on the coronavirus mortality rate here, so Oz’s analysis was confused. (Ironically, The Lancet ’s underlying source is the very same WHO/Imperial College model that Fox News hosts have been trashing.)

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Yes, but not as fun as in-real-time @Riverman meltdowns.

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Which is more disappointing, Belichick’s coaching tree or Oprah’s?

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How am I supposed to succeed without your support?

Not his actual words, just thinking it’s funny how a perfectly normal question becomes an instant STFU if asked by an insecure manchild addicted to approval

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