Covering the President: The Trials and Tribulations of Daniel Dale, Esq. (Assisted by Aaron Rupar)

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He’s right, the first turn.

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A SPECTACULAR own goal!

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Will he get a hat trick???

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A HAT TRICK!!!

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HE’S ON FIRE!

At least he didn’t say, ‘in two weeks’.

Only so long you can keep reminding people how terrible you are before they listen to you.

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Will he made it a double hat trick?

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A double HAT TRICK!!!

Y-M-C-A, if you elect him you won’t even be able to live at the Y-M-C-A, hey.

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@goofyballer

Thread’s almost at 10k.

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It’s cute that you still think all that stuff matters. You’re the walk-on on the 16-seed who runs out for the windmill slam with 8 seconds left in a 102-40 loss and sends it careening off the rim.