Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: Pudd'nhead Donnie

simplicitus · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

34/34

JordanIB · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

Hearing airhorns outside lol.

TheHip41 · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

All bow down to cactus

sriracha · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

freddbird · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

eyebooger · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

Nelson_Ha-Ha

JordanIB · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

Will take the W for today. Sucks that the shittiest case of the 4 is the one.

Devil · May 30, 2024, 9:09pm

Yay juror #2!

LFS · May 30, 2024, 9:10pm

200w (3)

amead · May 30, 2024, 9:10pm

(there won’t be meaningful consequences, but fuck it that’s a problem for later)

simplicitus · May 30, 2024, 9:10pm

https://x.com/Taniel/status/1796287793695744214?t=9ttUQ-Zmm8aXYrMI16bi5A&s=19

Koss · May 30, 2024, 9:11pm

I will admit I’m goalpost moving a bit on this one but I will definitely give cactus a virtual knob slobbing once he’s in prison.

econophile · May 30, 2024, 9:11pm

Trump found guild on all counts. Here’s the verdict on each of the 34 counts

The verdict in Donald Trump’s hush money trial is now being read in the courtroom.

The 34 counts stemmed from 11 invoices, 12 vouchers and 11 checks that make up Trump’s monthly reimbursement payments to Michael Cohen who fronted the $130,000 payment to adult film star Stormy Daniels.

Follow the latest on the verdict for each of the counts below:

Count 1: GUILTY

Count 2: GUILTY

Count 3: GUILTY

Count 4: GUILTY

Count 5: GUILTY

Count 6: GUILTY

Count 7: GUILTY

Count 8: GUILTY

Count 9: GUILTY

Count 10: GUILTY

Count 11: GUILTY

Count 12: GUILTY

Count 13: GUILTY

Count 14: GUILTY

Count 15: GUILTY

Count 16: GUILTY

Count 17: GUILTY

Count 18: GUILTY

Count 19: GUILTY

Count 20: GUILTY

Count 21: GUILTY

Count 22: GUILTY

Count 23: GUILTY

Count 24: GUILTY

Count 25: GUILTY

Count 26: GUILTY

Count 27: GUILTY

Count 28: GUILTY

Count 29: GUILTY

Count 30: GUILTY

Count 31: GUILTY

Count 32: GUILTY

Count 33: GUILTY

Count 34: GUILTY

econophile · May 30, 2024, 9:12pm

sriracha · May 30, 2024, 9:12pm

Wifey gets it

JordanIB · May 30, 2024, 9:12pm

Jurors never have to buy a meal again in the city.

eyebooger · May 30, 2024, 9:12pm

Need a trivia team name for tonight.

Any suggestions?

hokie · May 30, 2024, 9:12pm

Holy shit. I am legitimately surprised by this outcome.

hokie · May 30, 2024, 9:13pm

Just “Guilty on all counts” would work if you like simple

simplicitus · May 30, 2024, 9:13pm

https://x.com/meganamram/status/1796287482436444494?t=TfgAEPfDoJWjtpGm_DSdIA&s=19