Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: All Shook Up

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1790449017870045612

Ok just checking, Governor.

What exactly do they have against saying the guyā€™s asleep?

This eyes closed thing sounds contagious

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One juror however has his eyes closed.

Juror #2?

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Even Homer Simpson knew how to handle that:

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I think they think it is more objective to describe what they can see (ā€œhis eyes were closedā€, ā€œhis attorney passed a note to him, but he did not look at itā€, etc). In contrast, saying he was sleeping seems more like a conclusion that is very likely true, but cannot be known with 100% certainty. Itā€™s kinda like how many reporters would not call Trump a ā€œliarā€ because they thought that required insight into his state of mind, but they would say things like ā€œx statement is falseā€ or ā€œclaimed, without evidenceā€.

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Trump 2016: weā€™re gonna build so much infrastructure youā€™re gonna be sick of all the construction. Iā€™ve got all the plans up here [points to own head] believe me

Trump 2024: The Late Great Jeffrey Dahmer! He did NOT care for low-flow toilets and showerheads. If you read his personal diaries and the prison interviews, he was very much in favor of water

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https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1790472122449687004?t=fVx1tFn_VQO_qSW2c3Uumw&s=19

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The judge should pull each one of his politician toadies in tomorrow, put them under oath and ask detailed questions about coordination of these attacks to get around the gag order under penalty of perjury. At least he could make them sit there for like 10 hours.

Fantasy I know.

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Accidentally posted this in wrong thread

Holy shit. There is no quiet part.

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1790485101966487881

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I think her eyes dilated a bit while she was deciding how to react. According to google

https://x.com/MikeSington/status/1790458703717834884

Theoretically, Trump could be convicted before Barron graduates on Friday.

Court is done for the day. Blanche said he expects to finish his cross-examination of Cohen by Thursday afternoon.

ERICA ORDEN
05/14/2024, 4:33PM ET

Yeah but he canā€™t go to jail because reasons.

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Iā€™m very concerned that they havenā€™t tied his intent by anyone else other than Cohen

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@Cactus There could have been Weisselberg but there were complications over his severance agreement.

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https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1790524590650781867?t=lmMTcqlhDpODGC8AYBXo4g&s=19

Iā€™m sure heā€™s learned his lesson.

lol several other witnesses confirmed intent

when he gets off please donā€™t come running in here to pretend it was lack of evidence