Awful shit Trump did today (Hi Mrs.TSA agent looking at my phone)

I used to drop little packets of fentanyl in the middle of books there. Will have to find a new living now.

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The Venezuelan man was forcibly removed to the El Salvador Rachel Maddow Show?

morning
intelligence assessment contradicts trump (on venezuela gang but I might as well have stopped there)
that canada/us library shutdown to canadians, now where are canadians supposed to learn us history?
SBA to cut 40% of workforce
musk wants leakers prosecuted. Because they are so transparent there’s no need.
yes, he’s at the pentagon, totally not about that china thing though, what’s china, isn’t that a fancy dish?
11 country travel ban as soon as friday. (edit–wait that’s today) Afghanistan, Bhutan, Cuba, Iran, Libya, North Korea, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Venezuela and Yemen.

just a warning to those of you who now need to make alternate summer travel plans

europe to make 5 to 10 year plan to phase US out of nato. I would speed that plan up to about 5 to 10 months.

anti trans bathroom bill in TN to the gov desk

Idaho doctors can refuse care if it violates beliefs. I believe in hoping you don’t need medical care in Idaho.

when basketball on GO TEAM, put puck in hoop to score a run, touchdown!

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Oh fuck off.

Can we just do this now?

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There was a time where only the onion would have a story like this. Now I am not aware of ties to this admin but this doesn’t happen without this admin so.

Someone needs to ask Trump to point out Bhutan on a map. I’d be amazed if he got the continent right.

Sounds like he wanted to do his own version of a mashup of DOGE and election denial.

Clearly its an anti dragon decision. Dont want alien dragons dei hires flying around murica soil

What’s the O/U on countries he could correctly place on a map before he got one wrong? 10? No way he can place Ukraine or maybe even France.

He probably gets US, Canada, Mexico, UK, Russia, China, Australia, after that I’m not sure.

Spain and Portugal seem easyish as far as Europe goes just because of the peninsula. Also some oddball stuff like maybe remembering NZ is the little island off of Australia, or knowing South Africa because duh, it’s in Africa and all the way at the bottom. And maybe Brazil just being the giant country in South America. Oh and Italy is a fucking boot, guess he’d get that.

Maybe set like 15 as the over/under.

India and Japan would be hard to get wrong. Probably knows where Dubai is that’s the UAE. Denmark’s pretty distinctive.

I’d guess 20.

I don’t think there’s a chance in hell he can get Denmark or UAE. I agree India, Japan, Brazil, New Zealand, Italy, South Africa are the next low hanging fruit. I’m not sure I buy him knowing Spain or Portugal. He might get Cuba or Bahamas, but then there’s a lot of islands there to choose from.

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Yeah he probably knows close to 20, but if the rule is that he’s done after one mistake, the O/U should be set lower because there’s a good chance he fucks one up somewhere along the way.

Trump property in Dubai. Saudi Arabia probable. Israel probable. Hates Iran so good shot at that one.

Goddamnit, I’m going to have to tell my kids we can’t buy pirates booty anymore aren’t I.

If you’re a crook then you’re taking it
If ya got butt then you’re shaking it

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You left out Italy, probably the most recognizably shaped land mass on the globe.

Also, why are we travel banning Cuba?

he’s just the founder, he sold out so your money isn’t going to this guy. I don’t know who owns it now tho.

he’s a very bored rich crazy guy tho

He knows Ukraine is a European country that borders Russia. He is probably at least 50-50 to get it right.

you guys are vastly overestimating the average persons geography

I doubt he’d get all his golf course countries right.

He’d probably get Greenland though now.

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