Andrew Cuomo: We got him!!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1372257776647421958

This forum is the WOAT. Nothing but fartsniffers and red spectacle wearers.

Literally just randomly select someone to be Governor pls

https://twitter.com/amyegardner/status/1372932974673543168?s=21

https://mobile.twitter.com/Oregonemom/status/1372950689173803012

but did he do it like joey in friends?

Did you know that AOC is old enough to be governor of NY?

https://mobile.twitter.com/IanPickus/status/1372642422543556614

I actually went to the Quinnipiac website to see the party breakdowns on this, thinking that maybe it is the anti-cancel culture Republicans who think he should stay, But no dice.

Still not sure that I think Cuomo is an underdog to get reelected. Especially as he is likely to be a far better Governor now that he is politically neutered (at least temporarily). Sounds like we may actually get legal weed now that he is too handcuffed to gum up the works.

I enjoyed that the author of that summary took the time to explain to white people how to pronounce “Quinnipiac.”

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1373817331261050884?s=19

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Democrats: “Where oh where are we to find a candidate without a troubled history of sexual misconduct!”

One million qualified women: Slowly raise hands

Democrats: “… there’s got to be a good tall white man we can run - are there any billionaires that also are pro military?”

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I’m shocked, shocked I say.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1374867517345308681?s=19

Fucking monster:

Freak and a very weird dude

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It seems so many of these sex pests are super creepy.

They are never like “15 minutes missionary and a nap”.

/hidefromclovis

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1376743241580736515

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This dude is totally Northaming this isn’t he

His little legal weed smokescreen helped a little for sure