2024 US Presidential Election (Taylor's Version)

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https://x.com/Politics_Polls/status/1821005502857261134?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet&ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Why the fuck is anyone doing state-level polling in New York?

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Siena is NY-based and there is a Senate race there. Not a competitive one (Gillibrand running for re-election), but yeah. Still makes sense that they would run some kind of poll at some point to gauge the state of that race, and then they might as well include the presidential race in that poll.

i donā€™t think anyone posted this, jesus :flushed:

https://x.com/billyd3_/status/1820833586666172430?s=46&t=hUTQWHj9NQWf8Y8RgMv1TA

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James Hamel??

Ah OK


In 2013 he was 29 which seems kinda late but whatever, taking his grandmaā€™s name makes sense I guess

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https://x.com/joshgondelman/status/1820948833796522306?s=46&t=hUTQWHj9NQWf8Y8RgMv1TA

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Folks, donā€™t eat or handle wild animals. Just not worth it, modern food safety is cool and legal.

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Oh, hes got a serial killer name

Thank you EmpireMan for sharing your thoughts and feelings with our community. I look forward to more quality posts like the above from you in the near future.

https://x.com/28delayslater/status/1820893629189386564?t=I984dNbF-4uNVzOes2YKkg&s=19

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I like Trump scheduling himself and hyping himself up for events that canā€™t possibly help him. More of that please.

ā€œPeople are poor because they donā€™t have money.ā€ Quote of the year??

Right, as opposed to poor people are poor because they are lazy and/or black which is the conservative view.

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And immigrants stealing jobs like agricultural field work and cleaning butchering plants.

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There are a crazy amount of animal carcasses in NYC, in particular I see them almost every day in the Bronx. They have teams of sanitation people that specifically pick them up and you can submit anonymous requests online. I try to report anything at least bigger then a pigeon and can confirm that they will pick it up within a couple hours usually. Not an insignificant public health issue and a bit of a bugbear for me, so while this is a legitimately hilarious story, I am actually pretty incensed that there are rich dudes driving in roadkill from the country and dumping them in parks. Iā€™m a soft on crime kinda guy I realize that any statute of limitations has likely long since passed, but if I could I would make this guy spend 48 hours in Rikers. Fuck him.

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Just a heads up, theyre already going with the really dark shit because they have nothing else, so youre gonna be seeing a lot of ā€œtransing the kidsā€ narratives. Because I guess, when one side runs on hope and love the best counter is to treat people like literal sub-humans.

Im sure this will work out just fine.

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Theyā€™re going to say that Walz is a pedo, Iā€™m sure of it. Given the presence of AI there isnā€™t a depth to which they (and foreign influences and Elon Musk) will not sink.

Let them. Iā€™m unconvinced the ā€œeveryone I donā€™t like is a pedophileā€ tactic is whatā€™s going to win an election.

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There just seems to be this incredibly long line of people from Walzā€™s past that come forward unprompted and motivated by a genuine desire to tell others what a good guy he is.

Itā€™s gonna be real hard to paint him as the bad guy.

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Itā€™s the definition of being poor.